Tweeping

Tweeping is when an adult male or female aged 25 years or older likes to hang out with tweens or teens of the opposite sex, for long periods of time, and usually late at night. This is especially creepy, since most adults at that age like to hang out and party with actual adults. Another sense of the word would be tweeper, or tweeps.

EX1: Hey Jordan, wanna go to Michael's house tonight?

No, I think I'm tweeping at Denny's instead.

But their food sucks!

Dude, I wanna hang out with my tweeps!

EX2: Jordan, Ashley is too young for you, you're a total tweeper, and hangin out with those tweeps is a little strange, don't ya think?

Whatever dude, I'm not a tweeper, and those tweeps are as legit as they come. Screw you!

Tweeping by jlc500k May 5, 2010

tweeting 

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

tweeting by reibmag October 21, 2019

Tweefing 

Beefing over Twitter, Starting drama or problems over Twitter

You a lame anyway for tweefing over the social network

Tweefing by ATRAINexpress November 27, 2011

tweeving 

Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\

Function: verb

The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.

Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.

Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."

tweeving by RocketJohn June 10, 2009

Free Range Tweeting 

Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.

Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.

Free Range Tweeting by brueckj23 March 16, 2012

tweeting 

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

tweeting by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

tweepin' 

a mixture between trippin' and tweakin'

1. To be concerned or worried about something/someone when you act like youre not. (Especially when a guy is "sweatin" a girl and vice versa)

2. To make a big deal/get upset over nothing.

3. To be under the influence of hallucenogenic drugs.

originated in oakland, california.

emily: man i was hella tweepin' last night

elsa: bitch you was hella high

tweepin' by emmyygar May 15, 2010