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twelfth night

A play by William Shakespeare involving a drunk guy, a pirate, a girl pretending to be a eunuch, another girl who has a thing for eunuchs, an idiot, a stuck-up puritan, and an emo clown. It contains lesbian and gay undertones and has some sweet insults. Best thing ever.
"If music be the food of love, play on!" - Twelfth night, I.i
twelfth night by Romanshoes September 8, 2007
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Twelfth Night

The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.
Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.

*Death*
Twelfth Night by TCC - 2011 February 22, 2011

Twelfth night

One of Shakespeare's plays. Twins get in a shipwreck and the girl lands in illriya, she dresses like a man and works for the duke. He is very melancholy because he loves Olivia but she doesn't love him. The duke sends viloa to go to her and Olivia falls in love with her/him. (There is also a stick up puritan, a housemaid, a drunk fat man, a weird tall man and a jester) This casuses a love triangle between the duke, viola and Olivia. The play goes on and viloas twin comes back and Olivia thinks it's viola and gets married to her twin and viola reveals she is a girl and Marries the duke

Everything ends
"If food be the fool of love, play on"
-the duke, twelfth night
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