A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.

Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter

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Tweakertwat

When a female meth user tries to keep up with her make counterpart on an all night tweaker_binge (usually done by gay guys Where the desired outcome is and the common goal is a sex frenzy suck n fuck , fist n twist, swallow and follow, etc etc

Well, ultimately the Vagina goes into a state of mass confusion such as wet twat, dry twat, horny twat, bitchy twat, black hole “doggy style twat”....any twat will do!
It’s like Adam and Eve whereby once again Eve gets PUNISHED NOT FOR THE APPLE BUT FOR BEING “TWACKLED”!

Our. 3 way was so great until Miss Tina couldn’t keep her pussy from mood swinging and trying to destroy our elated sexual fantasies which we were engaged in for several hours...she Smoked so much that she became TweakerTwated!

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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