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twat rash 

1. Infected pussy often used to describe prostitutes.
2. Can be considered as a fag or someone who nags alot.
1. Yo dont hook up with that bitch, she got twat rash.
2. My little brother is such an annoying twat rash.
twat rash by KOBE BRYANT WITNESS December 29, 2005
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twatwash 

a person who in normal circumstances could be referred to as a "douchebag" but who has stepped up their game and become a full on twatwash. twatwash is the fluid that has rinsed out a twat that has been unwashed for decades.

twat wash is an industrial strength product, that surpasses anything a douche is able to do!! it's only used in severe cases! usually accompanied by a gas mask;(~

a person who is a twatwash can never not be a twatwash again. after being ordained a twatwash, you are forevermore known as a TWATWASH.

once the "wash" has hit the "twat"...you are a permanent twatwash. the reason for this is because there is no wash (on the market currently) to remove the nastiness from a twatwash once it's been used in a twat cleansing procedure. being referred to as a "twatwash" is the ultimate blow!! there is nothing lower on this planet than a living, breathing twatwash.

when you see a twatwash...run!! unlike when you're sprayed by a skunk...there is no removing the odor of a real-life twatwash once you're "douched" by one!! it is a life sentence of misery;(~
Anne: Have you seen Donna Walsh hitting me 24/7 in Fashion Battle? The girl has some major problems!! I think she might be in love with me or something!?? She's always rubbing on my leg in that game!! What can i do to get rid of her?

Mike: Anne, that bitch is a twatwash! You can smell her coming from miles away!! I suggest you put on your hazmat suit and head for the hills, cause that twatwash has mommy issues and loves riding a leg like no other!! Run!!!
twatwash by barbwirerope June 27, 2010

Twatwashing 

The act of Hollywood producers remaking classic movies with an all female cast to appease feminists and the SJWs.
Hollywood sure did a twatwashing on both the new ghostbusters and oceans 8 movies.
Twatwashing by RavnusPlatypus September 4, 2018
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