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Twater-boarding 

When eating out a female her vagina covers both your mouth and nose and starts to suffocate you.
Jane likes to use twater-boarding a lot to gain information to thwart terrorist attacks.

twatterboarding 

Forcibly sit on someone's face, with your ladybits suffocating them.
Yo, that chick wanted me to eat her out so bad last night that she was twatterboarding me.
twatterboarding by Pentafrost July 18, 2015

Twaterboarding 

When a woman ejaculates into another persons nostrils; in essence waterboarding them with her twat.
When my girlfriend was riding my face, she gagged on my cock and ehaculated into my nostrils, thus twaterboarding me.
Twaterboarding by Fings July 29, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026