Twatcork 

Another word for a tampon. Fairly obvious really - it's a cork for your twat.

"May I have a box of twenty regular twatcorks, please?"

Twatcork by Norville December 3, 2004

Twatcock 

A self centered asshole who only cares about his/herself. Someone who knowingly and happily destroys your life and the life of others. Twatcocks specifically like to ruin their bestfriends lives.

Megan is a fucking Twatcock asshole footless skank bitch.

Twatcock by Unitoaster August 31, 2013