Turtlewax

An awfull smelling mixture of ass fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper ass crack on hot summer days. Also common of nerds to accumulate large quantities of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.

Yo, my turtlewax got so bad that it solidified and I had to remove it with a chisel

by C-Mac10 May 03, 2006