Brown Turtleneck

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.

This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!

by Teh Duder December 3, 2014

Sacramento Turtleneck

The act of using honey as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.

I found out I was allergic to honey when I got a rash on my dick after my girlfriend gave me a Sacramento Turtleneck.

by CaptainAwesome777 March 25, 2009

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.

"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."

by Clust December 4, 2015

a skank who actually dresses amishly/conservatively but is really annoying

"Have you met that new suck-up amish-like girl?"
"Oh yeah, she is SUCH a turtleneck skank!"

by Chloey April 4, 2008

in the winter when a guy squats on the girl's chest and slaps/ wraps his dick around her neck for warmth and then makes a cum collar on her neck

yo i just gave cindy a spanish turtleneck last night

A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.

After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.

by Nasty n8 b October 22, 2015

An uncircumcised penis. Typically used as code around people you don't want to hear about your penal problems.

I don't wanna hear about your damn turtleneck dinosaur.

by weenurrs October 26, 2014