Used when describing an intense need to crap.
Hurry up and stop at a bathroom, I've got a turtle head.
by Club 333 February 24, 2005
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When you have to crap really bad but are constipated and can only get the end of the poo to pop out and back in repeatedly.
Dude, get out of the bathroom already!

Sorry, got a turtlehead I'm trying to get out!
by anonymous967842 June 08, 2009
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turtle head is a phenomenon when you have a dookie so large it peeks out the anus. referring to a scared turtle
dude can you hurry in the bathroom i have major turtle head.
by All america bitch December 24, 2018
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Poop coming out and soon gonna explode
Why’s she running to the restroom

Man: She’s got a turtle head
by TRobertM August 12, 2018
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a popping turd out of the anus screaming and punishing you because you didnt take the time to shit this morning
whats his problem today? i dunno. he must have a turtle head
by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003
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When the head of a penis resembles a baby turtle's head. Usually very common in African Americans as well as smaller people.
Wow look at Josh's penis, he's got a turtle head.
by A.M.R April 17, 2011
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