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turtle dust

When you go to the restroom and you feel like you have to let one go and it feels like a turtle head sticking out and its really just dust.
Man I went to bathroom thinking I was going to have a good one and it turned out to be turtle dust.
by Bill Joe77 January 16, 2017
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dust turtle

A slow old person that nobody likes or wants to be around.
When the Dust Turtle came in, everyone hid.
by SiriusBen February 7, 2017
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dusty turtle

Someone who has not had a blow job in a very long time. Particularly, an uncircumcised man who has not had a blow job in years.
He's a dusty turtle, he has not had a blow job in years.
by snowmaiden December 26, 2018
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