Turrtle Neck-"i had sushi during my date yesterday , and the whole time a was turtle necking cause of that shit"
by Peter Mc Turrtle Neck November 8, 2007
Get the turrtle neck mug.That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.
The following is a sequence of events
Text Conversation
Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)
(Later that night)
Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3
(Even Later)
Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"
Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"
At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).
Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!
Text Conversation
Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)
(Later that night)
Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3
(Even Later)
Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"
Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"
At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).
Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!
by sanfran13 April 2, 2013
Get the Turtle Neck Tension(TNT) mug.The act of tucking a snus into the foreskin of an erect, uncircumcised penis.
⚠️WARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking
⚠️WARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking
“Yo bro, you coming out to the club?”
“Nah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.”
“Nah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.”
by Bynn Capmann March 25, 2021
Get the Scandinavian Turtle Neck mug.An un-circumsized penis
by heyheybaybay123456789 February 2, 2012
Get the Bishop in a turtle neck mug.When a male sticks his uncircumcised penis into a females filthy poop ridden butt hole, then peels back the foreskin and puts in on the females face. Like a turtle sticking its head out of it's shell.
Me: This bitch was pissin me off so i Minnesota turtle necked her.
Paul: Whats a Minnesota turtle neck?
Me: If you have to ask, you'll never know.
Paul: Whats a Minnesota turtle neck?
Me: If you have to ask, you'll never know.
by the one eyed thrusting phantom December 3, 2010
Get the Minnesota turtle neck mug.Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.
by Lehry March 11, 2009
Get the One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit mug.When one partner is giving another partner oral pleasure. The receiving partner intentionally or unintentionally farts and when they fart they blow watery shit all over the neck and chest of there partner. Most often found in exotic locations were visitors stomachs are not acclimated to the local fare.
John and Susie were in mexico for vacation. Johns stomach wasn't feeling well from the water and or spicy food but Susie was feeling frisky from the margaritas and she went down on John dispite his condition as susie was down town giving John the business. John thought he could relieve some preasure out the back door. To John and Susies suprise when Jhon relieved the preasure out the back door he spayed liquid shit all over her neck and chest. Thus giving Susie a Mexican Turtle Neck
by Bangkok Benny May 21, 2009
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