Turmousaladuck: A beautiful creature that exists as a combination between a turtle, mouse, llama, and duck. Turmousaladucks have never been spotted by any human, though they live on Earth. They live forever and are quite friendly - most of them at least (Dun DUn DUUUUnnnnn)
Meepster 1: *GASP*
Meepster 2: *looks at meepster 1 weirdly*
Meepster 1: DID YOU SEE THAT TURMOUSALADUCK
Meepster 2: No.....
*Momentary silence*
Meepster 2: WAIT YOU SAW A TURMOUSALADUCK?? BUT NO ONE'S EVER SEEN ONE
Meepster 1: I know!! isn't this awesome!!
Meepster 2: WE'RE GONNA BE RIIICCHHHHH
Meepster 1: YESETYYYYYYYY
Sorry I know that was long and probably boring. Anyways. LONG LIVE TURMOUSALADUCKSSSS!!!!!!!!
Since 2021 when I originally defined “turmousaladuck”, more discoveries have been made - turmousaladucks are not only a wonderful creature with the body of a llama, shell of a turtle, beak and wings of a duck, and tail of a mouse, but they also are the solutions to many world problems. Their spit contains rare elements with amazing medicinal properties, but their shells also grant one wish to whoever inherits them (when a turmousaladuck trusts you, it can give you its shell - this is the highest honor one can receive in turmousaladuck society)
Rebekah: Hey kyle! What’s that shell you got there?
Kyle: it’s from my friend chorky, the turmousaladuck
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.