Turmousaladuck: A beautiful creature that exists as a combination between a turtle, mouse, llama, and duck. Turmousaladucks have never been spotted by any human, though they live on Earth. They live forever and are quite friendly - most of them at least (Dun DUn DUUUUnnnnn)

Meepster 1: *GASP*
Meepster 2: *looks at meepster 1 weirdly*
Meepster 1: DID YOU SEE THAT TURMOUSALADUCK
Meepster 2: No.....

*Momentary silence*
Meepster 2: WAIT YOU SAW A TURMOUSALADUCK?? BUT NO ONE'S EVER SEEN ONE
Meepster 1: I know!! isn't this awesome!!
Meepster 2: WE'RE GONNA BE RIIICCHHHHH
Meepster 1: YESETYYYYYYYY

Sorry I know that was long and probably boring. Anyways. LONG LIVE TURMOUSALADUCKSSSS!!!!!!!!

Turmousaladuck by Anonymous person :3 January 14, 2021

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turmosaia

A city in Palestine that is located in the West Bank. Most of them migrated to America for a better life but totally sold it and becoming a barber.

EX: “I’m from turmosaia”
Ex:”could care less”

turmosaia by Karim Nasan June 20, 2023

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Turmousaladuck

Since 2021 when I originally defined “turmousaladuck”, more discoveries have been made - turmousaladucks are not only a wonderful creature with the body of a llama, shell of a turtle, beak and wings of a duck, and tail of a mouse, but they also are the solutions to many world problems. Their spit contains rare elements with amazing medicinal properties, but their shells also grant one wish to whoever inherits them (when a turmousaladuck trusts you, it can give you its shell - this is the highest honor one can receive in turmousaladuck society)

Rebekah: Hey kyle! What’s that shell you got there?

Kyle: it’s from my friend chorky, the turmousaladuck

Rebekah: no way - that’s sick!

Turmousaladuck by lil chorks (aka anonymous :3 ) August 11, 2024

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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