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turkey party

Apparently the proper way to celebrate a promotion after a much much lower level co-worker accidentally reveals it before your supervisor.
“Congratulations!” says Bob cleaning the urinal.

“For what?” says Steve, awkwardly trying to finish in the next urinal.

“Your promotion! You big time now! You can have a turkey party!” says Bob, trying to shake Steve’s occupies hand.
turkey party by Karpeh Diem January 22, 2020
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turkey party

Being a pussy or wimp. Called after a turkeys ballsack on the chin, because it looks like a girls nasty ass pussylips.
“Bro have you heard Justin Biebers song with Ludacris” “ that shit sounds like a fucking turkey party”
turkey party by Hanserbøsse February 10, 2019

Two-part Turkey 

A weird sex thing, invented by Kim.
"Kim, stop giving Eric a two-part turkey. Your parents are still downstairs."
Two-part Turkey by CallmeWrex October 17, 2020
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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