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The main mode in the game Splatoon, where squid-kid hybrids have to ink the most turf of a stage to win.
Person 1: I lost by 0.5 percent in Turf War yesterday!
Person 2: I lost by 0.2.
Person 1: R.I.P dude
Turf War by duckdusk January 18, 2020
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A disagreement or fight between two lesbians.
Oh shit, Janice and Holly in a fierce turf war.
Turf War by BanjaxedNow October 26, 2017
a war in which the principle ammunition is clods of soil and grass, usually propelled with the hands.
the kids on our side of the street would rather die than forfeit a turf war.
turf war by istanbel September 8, 2008
When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
“Holy shit last Night I gave her a turf war and she went crazy”
Turf war by Sunstorm June 5, 2020
When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy
Turf war by Sunstorm June 5, 2020

Great Turf War

On future Earth, Squids and Octopuses evolve into Octarians/Octlings and Inklings. They fight over territory, the Octarians were winning most of the war but eventually ended up retreating to Octo Valley.
Captain Cuddlefish and his Splatoon fought in The Great Turf War
Great Turf War by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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