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A disagreement or fight between two lesbians.
Oh shit, Janice and Holly in a fierce turf war.
Turf War by BanjaxedNow October 26, 2017
a war in which the principle ammunition is clods of soil and grass, usually propelled with the hands.
the kids on our side of the street would rather die than forfeit a turf war.
turf war by istanbel September 8, 2008
When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
Holy shit last Night I gave her a turf war and she went crazy
Turf war by Sunstorm June 5, 2020
When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy
Turf war by Sunstorm June 5, 2020

Great Turf War

On future Earth, Squids and Octopuses evolve into Octarians/Octlings and Inklings. They fight over territory, the Octarians were winning most of the war but eventually ended up retreating to Octo Valley.
Captain Cuddlefish and his Splatoon fought in The Great Turf War
Great Turf War by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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