turderoid

An extinction-level mountain of rock and flame that hurtles towards you from above, cannot be dodged, and usually comes as the final hammer blow in an ever escalating series of crappy events that collectively warn the Crapocalypse is nigh; preceded by instances of shitnamis, shitquakes and shitnadoes making one's life crappier until a turderoid thunders down from the skies and wipes out everything of value that remains.

After a succession of shitbergs, shitnadoes and shitnamis destroyed Kevin's world, he felt his life may have been improving and brighter days lay ahead until he realised that glow on the horizon was really a turderoid hurtling inexorably toward him, igniting the air with its approach and likely to create an impact crater that would split whatever world Kevin was still clinging to.

"Dude, did you hear that Kevin's life turned to complete shit?"
"True dat, he got hit by a major turderoid. I guess the Crapocalypse is nigh, dude."

turderoid by TheScribeNicodemus April 8, 2023