Definitions by Dreki

Turd Slicer

When you have a butt hair that becomes an in-grown hair into the other butt check and then it slices your turd in half like a cheese slicer.

Dude I found out I had a turd slicer in my ass when I looked in the toilet and the turd was cut in half like a hot dog bun.

Turd Slicer by Dreki September 19, 2026