Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.
Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water
by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021
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