turd water 

Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.

Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water

turd water by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021

Turd Wafter 

Someone, usually a male who farts in front of his friends and then proceeds to use his hand to get right under the fart and waft it in a scoop like action out into their faces.

Rose would fart in a slighty sly manner trying to hide it from his friends, but only when things get too much he can't hold it in and proceeds to WAFT.in answer to this one would shout "oi Rose you fucking turd wafter!"

Turd Wafter by cecil the hamster January 9, 2009

terdwater 

1. a thing that is retarded or stupid
2. someone who is rejected by all mankind

1. Dude, that old book is terdwater. Get rid of it.
2. Man, that guy was a load of terdwater from the beginning.

terdwater by jizzman100 October 21, 2010