turd slicer

(noun) referance to a (booty) or (butt), glutious maximus.

hey check out the turd slicer on that chick, I'd hit that.

by Hammer1165 April 27, 2006

turd-slicer

butthole; sphincter

-Dude, you just kicked me in the turd-slicer!

by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

turd-slicer

1. One who slices turds at the turd deli.
2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)

You must be 18 years old to operate the turd slicer.

by Montel December 9, 2003