turd roper Share definition Flag the sexual act of one pulling a turd out of the anus like climbimg a rope. "hey you freaky little bitch i got a turd hanging out of my butt. tug and climb it like a rope,common be a good turd roper." turd roper by josh one December 12, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the turd roper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch