turd muff
also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture
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turd muffler by niodin March 10, 2008
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Turd Muffin • turd muff • turd muffler • turd burglar • Turd • turd burgler • turd cutter • turd nugget • turd sandwich • turd burgular
Turd Muffin
Turd Muffin by Alec "Baldwin" November 28, 2004
turd muffin
The act of and or the being of an annoying person, And/or the act of pursuing a dead joke, or continuing a joke that is commonly known as being not funny.
turd muffin by Maxisking August 25, 2005
Turd muffin
Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
Turd muffin by Turdmuffincreator November 8, 2018
Turd Muffin
Turd Muffin by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017
turdmuffin
a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.
turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004
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