turd muff 

also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture

You are such a turd muff!

turd muff by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 1, 2009

turd muffler

A chick with such a big ass it creates silent but deadlies.

That aint ghetto, thats a fucking turd muffler its so big.

turd muffler by niodin March 10, 2008

Turd Muffin

A turd muffin is the act of being, stupid, commonly reffered to as dumb, retarded.

Dude, stop being a turd muffin.

Turd Muffin by Alec "Baldwin" November 28, 2004

turd muffin

The act of and or the being of an annoying person, And/or the act of pursuing a dead joke, or continuing a joke that is commonly known as being not funny.

EX: My friend(we'll call him Drew)Drew, is being a Ever so Fricken Turd muffin.

turd muffin by Maxisking August 25, 2005

Turd muffin

Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.

Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.

Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .

Turd muffin by Turdmuffincreator November 8, 2018

Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

Turd Muffin by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017

turdmuffin 

a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.

"Geez man your such an ass" "Oh yea well um... um... your a turdmuffin!"

turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004