turd helmet
That little bit of shit which often remains on the head (or tip) of a guy`s prick after he is finished ass fucking someone. Usually has homosexual/gay connotations.
turd helmet by PKD Fan March 14, 2015
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Tardhelmet
A person who attracts metallic objects due to an improperly placed magnet inside the skull.
Also known as anyone who has to wear a helmet on a daily basis to avoid injuries to the head, such as walking headfirst into the floor.
You know that one kid on the short bus that wears a pink helmet cause his mom wont buy him a spiderman one? thats a tardhelmet. watch out, his teeth, while crooked, can gnaw through your finger in about 4 seconds.
Also known as anyone who has to wear a helmet on a daily basis to avoid injuries to the head, such as walking headfirst into the floor.
You know that one kid on the short bus that wears a pink helmet cause his mom wont buy him a spiderman one? thats a tardhelmet. watch out, his teeth, while crooked, can gnaw through your finger in about 4 seconds.
Dude, that tardhelmet just ate my juicebox
Hey tardhelmet, can you grab that eel before it steals my weed?
Hey tardhelmet, can you grab that eel before it steals my weed?
Tardhelmet by aprilshowersbringvaginas January 5, 2013
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