turd float 

To rain.

It's about to turd float outside like a mother fucker!!

turd float by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

turd floater

heavy rain that causes the turds of various animals to float out of your yard.

Yo dog, dat rain last night was a real turd floater!

turd floater by skeaton May 25, 2004

Turd Floater

Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.

It came a real turd floater last night and more rain is on the way.

Turd Floater by Michele Dorwin July 24, 2008

turd floater

a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out

Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.

Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.

turd floater by janitorman1981 March 10, 2010

Floating turd 

A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.

SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man
::omg what a FLOATING TURD::
yeah i know right??

Floating turd by Rebecca!! September 15, 2006

Floating Turd 

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

Floating Turd by A non floater May 1, 2006