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turd abortion

The result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of shit out of either your ass or someone else's ass with your fingers. Usually done in a sexual act.

Any removal of shit from an ass other than the normal grunt-and-push method.
I was fingering the hell out of her ass and ended up performing a turd abortion.
by KenPone March 25, 2005
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Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
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