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Tunnocks 

To mean women's breasts, from the term Tunnocks Tea Cakes.
Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.

With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.

When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!
Tunnocks by Daz September 22, 2004
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Tunnocked 

The process of striking someone with a Tunnocks Tea Cake, resulting in them being covered in mallowy goodness
Hey, i just Tunnocked Frank all over his Celtic top
Tunnocked by Hendo_rfc July 31, 2005
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a person who is embarrassed by their Scotttish heritage; one who prefers their country to be ruled by another; an individual who betrays someone or something; such as a friend, cause, or principle - a dick.

* see also Dobber and Bawbag
Get aff yer knees ya tunnock.
tunnock by Jon Andrews July 23, 2017

Tunnocked 

hitting one on on the head with a tunnocks tea cake.
i Tunnocked hendo on the head with a tea cake. then he died. then his team didn't make it to the champions league next year
Tunnocked by IRA_BHOY.frank May 3, 2006

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026