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fuzzy hair like creatures that enter a women's vagina. And the women begins to shake and have an orgasm
durning a threesome......
Hillary:Sammy stop moving!
Bari:Sammy what's stuck up there?
Sammy:Oh it must be tulows I get them all the time, they aren't contagious
tulow by henry December 30, 2004
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Tulodism 

Tulodism is a religion created by the section Diligence after the great messiah Joshua Toludus descended upon earth and freed everyone from their sufferings
Im part of the religion Tulodism
Tulodism by Guy from asia October 10, 2019
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tuloso midway 

Damn it Omar, don’t have sex on the stairs.
I go to Tuloso Midway.
tuloso midway by Princess_Keach February 10, 2018

Tulo Bitch 

1. Trashy, skanky, easy sluts. Usually with lots of piercings and/or tattoos such as tramp stamps and tongue rings.

2. A skank
John: That Tulo Bitch still fucked me last night even after I asked her if her tongue ring was for sucking dick.
Mike: The one with the pink and blonde hair?

John: Yaaa buddy.
Tulo Bitch by Mad Man 415 August 10, 2011

TFlowerFitness 

Sometimes referred to as Toby Flower, or 'Tee-Wee' is a haunch removing specialist operating out of the South West London area. A specialist in crumpet, haunch removal and attacking females, TFlowerFitness has been burying his ferret in muff since 1998.

He has two pets, an Italian Spinone called 'Dog aids' and 'Baby Toby', otherwise known as his corey.

With an impressive first date hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with American Express.

Last seen on December 31st in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the fucking embarrassing mess.

For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to graham.hart@ntlworld.com

- Jordan Pledger
I'm TFlowerFitness, I piss on my bed and have broads suck my corey. Woof!
TFlowerFitness by PureSwift074 January 19, 2023
The best shortstop in Major League Baseball. He is known for his golden glove and rocket arm on defense and a powerful bat on offense. Tulo takes the game of baseball very seriously, yet likes to grow out a mullet during the season. Rockies fans chant his name every at-bat: cha-cha, cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha-cha, TU-LO!
I pulled a Tulo today for my team; I started three double plays and hit two home runs
Tulo by spen_CR June 14, 2011
luga, uhog sa tenga..
mucus in the ears...
hoy putang ina mo ung tulok mo tumutulo sa balikat mo!!!
tulok by terry_bambam January 31, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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