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tulow

fuzzy hair like creatures that enter a women's vagina. And the women begins to shake and have an orgasm
durning a threesome......
Hillary:Sammy stop moving!
Bari:Sammy what's stuck up there?
Sammy:Oh it must be tulows I get them all the time, they aren't contagious
by henry December 30, 2004
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Tulodism

Tulodism is a religion created by the section Diligence after the great messiah Joshua Toludus descended upon earth and freed everyone from their sufferings
Im part of the religion Tulodism
by Guy from asia October 10, 2019
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tuloso midway

Damn it Omar, don’t have sex on the stairs.
I go to Tuloso Midway.
by Princess_Keach February 10, 2018
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Tulo Bitch

1. Trashy, skanky, easy sluts. Usually with lots of piercings and/or tattoos such as tramp stamps and tongue rings.

2. A skank
John: That Tulo Bitch still fucked me last night even after I asked her if her tongue ring was for sucking dick.
Mike: The one with the pink and blonde hair?

John: Yaaa buddy.
by Mad Man 415 August 10, 2011
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TFlowerFitness

Sometimes referred to as Toby Flower, or 'Tee-Wee' is a haunch removing specialist operating out of the South West London area. A specialist in crumpet, haunch removal and attacking females, TFlowerFitness has been burying his ferret in muff since 1998.

He has two pets, an Italian Spinone called 'Dog aids' and 'Baby Toby', otherwise known as his corey.

With an impressive first date hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with American Express.

Last seen on December 31st in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the fucking embarrassing mess.

For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to graham.hart@ntlworld.com

- Jordan Pledger
I'm TFlowerFitness, I piss on my bed and have broads suck my corey. Woof!
by PureSwift074 January 19, 2023
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Tulo

The best shortstop in Major League Baseball. He is known for his golden glove and rocket arm on defense and a powerful bat on offense. Tulo takes the game of baseball very seriously, yet likes to grow out a mullet during the season. Rockies fans chant his name every at-bat: cha-cha, cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha-cha, TU-LO!
I pulled a Tulo today for my team; I started three double plays and hit two home runs
by spen_CR June 14, 2011
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tulok

luga, uhog sa tenga..
mucus in the ears...
hoy putang ina mo ung tulok mo tumutulo sa balikat mo!!!
by terry_bambam January 31, 2008
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