Sometimes referred to as Toby
Flower, or 'Tee-Wee' is a haunch removing specialist operating out of the South West London area. A specialist in crumpet, haunch removal and attacking females, TFlowerFitness has been burying his ferret in
muff since 1998.
He has two pets, an Italian Spinone called 'Dog aids' and '
Baby Toby', otherwise known as his
corey.
With an impressive first date
hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with American Express.
Last seen on December 31st in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the fucking embarrassing
mess.
For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to
graham.hart@ntlworld.com
- Jordan Pledger