Sometimes referred to as Toby Flower, or 'Tee-Wee' is a haunch removing specialist operating out of the South West London area. A specialist in crumpet, haunch removal and attacking females, TFlowerFitness has been burying his ferret in muff since 1998.

He has two pets, an Italian Spinone called 'Dog aids' and 'Baby Toby', otherwise known as his corey.

With an impressive first date hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with American Express.

Last seen on December 31st in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the fucking embarrassing mess.

For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to graham.hart@ntlworld.com

- Jordan Pledger

I'm TFlowerFitness, I piss on my bed and have broads suck my corey. Woof!

TFlowerFitness by PureSwift074 January 19, 2023

Related Words

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tyflowsion

1. Commonly known as a "pokemon", can also mean overflow or explosions of flow. Often a nickname for a lax bro with intense flow.

"Bro you have some sick tyflowsion out the back of your helmet!"

tyflowsion by t-maz May 13, 2010

tulow

fuzzy hair like creatures that enter a women's vagina. And the women begins to shake and have an orgasm

durning a threesome......
Hillary:Sammy stop moving!
Bari:Sammy what's stuck up there?
Sammy:Oh it must be tulows I get them all the time, they aren't contagious

tulow by henry December 30, 2004

tylowlee

A punk ass dude

Did you see that tylowlee what a chump

tylowlee by Adin G. October 7, 2022

Tlowz

Pussy ass nigga with a Pootietang

Hey are you friends with (Tlowz) the Pootieman?

Tlowz by Deathwish Clan December 11, 2023

talow

That’s a lot of woman (Like hot)

She’s a talow!

talow by just vibing May 25, 2024

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026