Sometimes referred to as
Toby Flower, or 'Tee-Wee' is a haunch removing specialist operating out of the South West London area. A specialist in crumpet, haunch removal and attacking females, TFlowerFitness has been burying his ferret in
muff since 1998.
He has two pets, an Italian Spinone called 'Dog
aids' and '
Baby Toby', otherwise known as his corey.
With an impressive first date hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus
Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with American Express.
Last seen on December 31st in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the
fucking embarrassing mess.
For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to graham.hart@ntlworld.com
- Jordan Pledger
