A person being able to go into and out of a public unisex bathrooms, meeting another person (him her etc) at a private or public location, while exiting, holding hands, weird expressions on others faces at said location(s), they left happily.
I just saw this guy come out of the bathroom happy as could be, holding my friends hand . They were in there for 10 minutes, but I've never seen my friend smile that much that night . I assume my friend found tugguy. And got him/her tugguyed
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.