tug muffin

A Mondegreen of 'done nothing' used to represent a lack of progress during a software development sprint.

Q: What is the progress on the task?

A: Tug Muffin.

R: Ok, I guess we'll roll that one over.

tug muffin by mad-coder-44 October 22, 2019

thugmuffin 

a Muffin made of the blood of 12 assorted thugs mixed into the batter of bisquick pancake mix. You'll end up with 19 servings of thugmuffins

Yo he a true thug, he even cooks thugmuffins fo' breakfast. dat be his job sennn

thugmuffin by Minkus Muckwater December 15, 2004

thugmuffin 

some one who acts and dresses like a gangster who is to awkward or cute to be one

that little boy is a thugmuffin. . .

thugmuffin by meganocity July 8, 2011

tuvmuffin 

a decadouche, someone who will constantly push your buttons, a man-whore or slut

That guy is getting on my nerves, he's such a tuvmuffin.

tuvmuffin by decadouche August 4, 2009

thugmuffin 

A goodlooking guy who can get away with acts of mischief.

Danny Blaze walks into the store alarm goes off "oh really I didnt even steal anything yet"*cute smile* oh danny your such a thugmuffin

thugmuffin by Nicolecanread May 20, 2010