2 definitions by Big d 82
A person that usually understands something 5 minutes after every one else. Or a person that consistently holds people up by foot, car or any other form of transportation.
Laura is a right slowcock, she had trouble understanding the joke so laughed three times....once pretending she got the joke, twice at the joke and a third at herself not getting the joke at first.
Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!
Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!
by Big d 82 October 14, 2017
A medevil style fanny that not only droops in nature but is covered in whispy pubic hair giving the resemblance of the wigwams built by ancient Indian tribes.
King Arthur knelt on one knee...and peered down at gweniveres tufty wigwam, it was at that point he decided to pursue his dream of drinking from the furry cup
by Big d 82 October 14, 2017