tube sock

A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.
Archie is a damn tube sock!
by Jay$18 February 18, 2007
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tube sock

A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.
Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock
by Skippy December 12, 2006
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tube sock

what you yell out while pointing at your boy when he appears to be infatuated with a hot chick (especially when the hot chick is within earshot). It means he needs a tube sock for masturbation purposes.
dude 1: Whoa, check out that badonkadonk!
dude 2: TUBE SOCK!
by fizzle April 02, 2004
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tube sock

what you use on your junk.
in class your teacher just yelled her ass off and now its all quiet so you randomly yell out "TUBE SOCK"
by Mike February 13, 2004
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tube sock

A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.
Archie is a damn tube sock!
by Jay$18 February 13, 2007
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Tube Socking

The action of using an erect penis to "dock" with a pink sock (blown out asshole).
My boss' dog was walking around with a pink sock, he must have crapped something big. Anyway, my boss, Luigi, got an erection and tube socked the poor dog. -Tube Socking
by pantytramps June 29, 2010
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Tube Socks

A type of knee-high sports sock; usually white with two stripes at the top, which can be in one of various different colours. Generally worn by both guys and girls. Gives off a very retro '70s-'80s look.
Nothing brings out a good pair of legs like a pair of tube socks
by shebang777 May 09, 2009
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