tub of cum

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when you accedentaly fill our bath tub full of cum

dang it! i filled my bath tub of cum

tub of cum by chungusmemes March 14, 2023

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Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama

Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.

Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception by Stoney69 May 16, 2019

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026