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Yoshi's Hot Tub 

The absolute worst fantasy football team on earth. The manager of this team should only be allowed to compete in Fantasy Women's Volleyball leagues from now. The manager eats bags of dicks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Bieber Fever: I'll give you Kyle Orton and Danny Woodhead for one of your runningbacks.

Yoshi's Hot Tub: Nah, I'll give you someone off my bench for Peyton Hillis and Aaron Rodgers.

Bieber Fever: Eat a bag of dicks
Yoshi's Hot Tub by Biever Fever December 15, 2010

Poor man's hot tub 

Damn it feels great to hit up the poor man's hot tub "shower" and relax after a day on the mountain.
Poor man's hot tub by SkiLifeSpecial December 23, 2019

Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s 

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.
Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.

Hot Tub Steamer 

A hot tub steamer is when you take a ninja poop in a hot tub without someone knowing it, and then make up an excuse to leave. Preferably a nice, solid duce. Also, it helps when the jets are on to create a bubble shroud to conceal your misdeeds.
I left a very large Hot Tub Steamer in Becky's hot tub at that big party she had Friday night. No one noticed for 10 minutes. Everyone there, including Becky, were suspect.

tub scrubber 

The act of cleaning a fat harry person
don't make me whip out my belly ya tub scrubber!
tub scrubber by Spicy Coitus September 28, 2019

Tub Shitting 

A generalized reference to the use of one’s laundry tub as a toilet, usually the result of an urgent situation preventing one from making it to the toilet or the unfortunate result of having an unusable toilet. Taking a tub shit often occurs when one has limited time to defecate, such as when playing Warcraft and being given a short AFK.
Me: Where's Kirky? We need to pull.
You: He had to go. Don't worry, he's Tub Shitting so he will BB soon.
Tub Shitting by Britana633 October 3, 2012