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A magical creature created when someone named Tyson split in half. It's tiny, drop kickable, has a huge ass and makes friends with nearly anyone. But even though it may be cute, it's chaotic and violent tendencies will make him hunt you down in an instant. The way to become friends with "The Tysoon" is by offering them a cat. Hopefully, you'll be lucky enough to become friends with this creature.
"Have you heard about The Tysoon? I heard they're quite violent."
"Fuck off. The Tysoon is mine!"
by DeadGirlWalking006 June 9, 2023
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Eating Mike Tyson's Ass

A guy going around donating superchats to VTubers to say his name. A legend among the VTuber community

(context: https: // www.youtube.com / watch?v=S7Z37ih0C74 and several other clips)
by A Local Idiot February 14, 2021
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Tyson Zone

The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.

So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.

Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.

Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?

Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?

Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
by JamesBeam March 18, 2011
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Tyson Hood

'Most Influential LARPer' as voted in November of 2016 by theLARP Haven group (a large online organization with over 6,000 members, dedicated to discussion of live action roleplaying), Tyson Hood is a vociferous supporter of costuming, of community, and good sanitation, and is well known online. He is also the subject of many memes ('The Darkest Venue', 'LARP Requires Costuming', 'Satyr Magic Horn Man'.)
Dude, a t-shirt with 'Expensive Suit' taped to it written on a card? Tyson Hood would not approve.
by DrEwing November 17, 2016
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Tyshona

Tyshona is the prettiest girl in the universe. Nothing can compare to her in the universe

. She is always on your side no matter what. she is pure energy wrapped in chocolate. Hey fav phrase is det way. She is the best person in the universe. She has a great sense of humor. She is always lit no matter what. She is super cute. She is Tyshona.
Natasha -. Tyshona is my twin and nobody can compare to her.👯👯👯
by we_slay_them August 5, 2016
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spreadsheet tycoon

An entrepreneur who falsely believes, based on his own naive financial projections, that he will get rich.
Did you see Bob's stupid new business plan? The guy is a spreadsheet tycoon.
by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008
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Tywoony

Ninety four gay men having sex on a large oversized wooden table
Oh did you see that one kid he calls himself a Tywoony and has no idea what it means HA, and he wonders why everyone laughs at him
by FatherShitstain45 March 4, 2017
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