TSOD

The white login-screen that you always see when TeleVantage dumps you out, unfortunately a daily (or more) occurence. This is usually preceeded by the question, "Why am I not getting any calls?" Much abuse and frustration is vented at this plain screen. An unknown aspect is why the stupid "Remember my login details" button never works, which would make this less annoying, especially when using the same computer for 10 hours straight.

"Stupid TSOD kicked me out again!"
"Damn, I just got another TSOD. Is TeleVantage down again?"

TSOD by Chris S (one_black_chocobo) February 2, 2006

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tsod

derived from the the term "bsod" or blue screen of death, simply means "turkey slap of death"

Victim: dude... that chick just stole my stapler...

Helper: tsod her dude...

tsod by TheFridgeMaster December 18, 2009

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TSOD

TAYLOR SWIFT OBSESSIVE DISORDER:
TSOD is a condition in which one is obsessed with Taylor Swift. A person with TSOD will exclusively only listen to Taylor Swift or listen to her for overly long periods of time. They are so obsessed with her that is beyond simply liking her.Many swifties (another term for someone who struggles with TSOD) love her as a person and take it personally when someone says something negative about Taylor. Swifties will often make references to Taylor swift songs for example “this is so out of the woods” or “we are so giving dress but ts rn”. They also will make references to quotes she has said like “Yes whale!!”. Swifties cannot survive without speaking of Taylor Swift every five minutes. They also always know the latest news on Taylor Swift.

“ Did you hear that tay—

“DUH I HAVE TAYLOR SWIFT OBSESSIVE DISORDER”
“Can you stop talking about Taylor swift?
“Sorry it’s my TSOD”

TSOD by Sjekbdndldbdkd October 24, 2023

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tsoding

A based russian programmer guy who makes a stack-based programming language called Porth.

Oh dude I'm cumming, Tsoding just wrote a garbage collector in brainfuck.

tsoding by lqainx January 28, 2022

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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