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The white login-screen that you always see when TeleVantage dumps you out, unfortunately a daily (or more) occurence. This is usually preceeded by the question, "Why am I not getting any calls?" Much abuse and frustration is vented at this plain screen. An unknown aspect is why the stupid "Remember my login details" button never works, which would make this less annoying, especially when using the same computer for 10 hours straight.
"Stupid TSOD kicked me out again!"
"Damn, I just got another TSOD. Is TeleVantage down again?"
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derived from the the term "bsod" or blue screen of death, simply means "turkey slap of death"
Victim: dude... that chick just stole my stapler...

Helper: tsod her dude...
tsod by TheFridgeMaster December 18, 2009
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TAYLOR SWIFT OBSESSIVE DISORDER:
TSOD is a condition in which one is obsessed with Taylor Swift. A person with TSOD will exclusively only listen to Taylor Swift or listen to her for overly long periods of time. They are so obsessed with her that is beyond simply liking her.Many swifties (another term for someone who struggles with TSOD) love her as a person and take it personally when someone says something negative about Taylor. Swifties will often make references to Taylor swift songs for example “this is so out of the woods” or “we are so giving dress but ts rn”. They also will make references to quotes she has said like “Yes whale!!”. Swifties cannot survive without speaking of Taylor Swift every five minutes. They also always know the latest news on Taylor Swift.
“ Did you hear that tay—

“DUH I HAVE TAYLOR SWIFT OBSESSIVE DISORDER
“Can you stop talking about Taylor swift?
“Sorry it’s my TSOD”
TSOD by Sjekbdndldbdkd October 24, 2023
A based russian programmer guy who makes a stack-based programming language called Porth.
Oh dude I'm cumming, Tsoding just wrote a garbage collector in brainfuck.
tsoding by lqainx January 28, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004