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true tea 

While tea is sometimes seen to be gossip. True tea is the variety that involves a lot more contemplation and awareness. True tea is on a larger scale and involves thoughts about an institution, politics, ideologies, social issues. It doesn't have to be the right opinion, it just has to be intricate, and be a step in the quest for the truest of teas.

The saying likely arose in response to the media's habit to distort the news, just to favor a certain perspective. As such, it comes from a place of distrust towards the provided "facts" of an issue.

When one is looking for the "True tea", they are trying to make sense of a barrage of opinions and skewed perspectives on a matter. It also means they are trying to get the raw story from the source, before it gets chopped up, rearranged, and served to the masses.
Person 1: "You know, I've been thinking about this for a while and.... Why is it that our legal system treats 'a jury of our peers' as an unbiased assessment of a case? What if someone was in a district where prejudice was prevalent? No jury is a blank slate, they all come from cultural and social perspectives. So why then, do we treat them as though they couldn't have been wrong? There are all these high profile stories about all these police killings, and the police often get acquitted, but how is that different from lynching via random selection of dominant narratives?"

Person 2: "Woah, someone must have spiked your true tea because it hits pretty deep. You have a really good point I knew something didn't make sense. That is a valid concern, I also feel like perhaps we could push to create some objective criteria for leniency or higher scrutiny, so that we protect the flexibility of the courtroom."
true tea by eldritchAvatar October 5, 2016
Words you can keep

True tea, sis

When the tea is at its truest form
Person one: *spills tea*
Person two: *knows that the tea is true*
Person two: “true tea, sis”
True tea, sis by Big_yeeto February 13, 2019

true tears 

Tears that are shed when someone's heart is truly broken.
Jessica cried when her boyfriend dumped her, but they weren't true tears because she didn't really love him.
true tears by Hunter Oshino May 25, 2016

True Team-Killing Fucktard 

The Abbreviation of Team-Killing Fucktard is TKFT, the plural form is TKFTs.

1. True TKFT (TTKFT) Team-Killing Fucktards normally have little or no experience at playing games, and therefore are expected to have little or no understanding of how the game works. also known as Newbies or newbs They rarely work in packs, often due to the fact that since they are Team-Killers, they may just kill the other TKFTs out of instinct.
Detection:
The early presence of a TKFT on the field is detected by observing spontaneous, random, unnatural walking patterns while they get accustomed to their new environment. As a rule, abstinence from heavy equipment (RPG's, BFG's, etc.) is well-advised.Team-Killing Fucktards do not have a common specific language that they will always use, unlike n00bs, and may be fluent in several different languages; therefore making them harder to detect early.

Prevention:
True Team-killing fucktards will never be fully eradicated. it helps eliminate their numbers, however, when you give them a tutorial and show them the enemy.

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
p1- I cant believe he shot half his own team with a RPG because he forgot what color he was. what a dipshit.
p2- Yeah, what a True Team-Killing Fucktard!
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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