Troutman

Troutman is the place to raise your family. Also known as "T-town", its one of those Podunk towns that most people only hear about. Everybody knows everybody, and it consists of 2 stoplights in the whole town. High school sports are what the people there live for, and everyone in the town goes out to cheer on their South Iredell Vikings on Friday nights because there is nothing else to do in the small town. The hot spots of Troutman is South Iredell high, Kat's Patch, Red Light Cafe, Food Lion, & of course the county fairgrounds

Everbody knows everybody's business in Troutman!

by Vikinette2010 April 13, 2011

Troutman Middle

Ahhh, Troutman Middle School. A place you go if you want to become a hoe or thot. Even the prettiest girls that aren’t a hoe or a thot get made fun of. But be careful for the pedopholic teachers doing “push ups” in the bathroom! In the cafeteria you can find disgusting food with hair in it and some cockroaches on the floors and door ways. Wow so delicious! 🤢 Everyone thinks they are cool. There are so many different cliques like the “pretty” thots, “cool” kids, them girls with their pants pulled too far up to make it look like they have an ass, the weird anime people (they dress and get a hair cut like some anime bitch) and the normal kids (very rare to find). If you want to be a druggy this is the place to go! But on the bright side if you like wrestling their team is pretty good.

have you been to troutman middle they are such druggies and suck at most sports and their food and school is gross asf!

by Anonymous 131402 November 8, 2019

Colonel Trautmann

The mentor and commanding officer of John Rambo. Was captured by Vietnamese soldiers at one point, but Rambo busted him out. Colonel Trautmann likes to point out to people what a bad-ass Rambo is.

"This mission is over, Rambo!"

by crazyrabbits June 4, 2005

Troutsman

A man who promotes and lives a life of leisure with friends and family. A leisure enthusiast who's dedicated to bettering the community around him and assisting fellow troutsman with all leisurely endevours.

That fellow troutsman sure does like his mini cheeseburgers.

A Troutsman endulges in such leisurely activites as; Frisbee Golf, Bocce, Picnics, Poker, Bird Watching, Kube, Whiffle Golf, Darts, Snow and H2O Activites, other variations of the Golfing world (or lifestyle if you will) and of course Theme Parties, Fund Raisers and Food Drives to better the surrounding communities!

A Troutsmen basks in any and all of natures luxuries around him!

by Chairman of the Farm June 5, 2009

Jamie Trotman

Fat slag who watches young children naked in their friends bedrooms. You do not want to be near this guy when he is horny, he will destroy you children.

Everybody run Jamie Trotman is here and he looks horny, hide the children!

by LongRetard May 19, 2020

Troumance

When a person becomes "in love" with a trou. Little does the person know that the "love" experienced is actually just because they are sexually repressed.

Damn troumance . . . it got to John again.

by Old Grad April 24, 2009

Trautman

The last name of a person who thinks they are fat or not attractive, but it really isn't true. This person doesn't believe it when other people try to convince them otherwise; also a very stubborn and extremely intelligent person

Dude 1:Hey, I just ran into (first name) Trautman yesterday! She was looking soo pretty, but when I told her that, she didn't believe me!

Dude 2: Yeah, I know, right?!?! She kept telling me that she was fat, but she totally isn't. It just makes me so mad when she doesn't trust me when I'm being honest and telling the truth! >:(

by Gov Schooler :P December 12, 2012