trouser-trout 

What a fisherman brings home to his girlfriend or wife to eat when he doesn't catch a fish. (His penis)

Honey, I'm home from fishing. I hope your in the mood for trouser-trout, I just got done cleaning it. It's alright with me if you want to share it with your girl friend.

trouser-trout by ZZZ4 October 18, 2009

trouser trout

The penis, in all its glory. A wondrous organ, usually found between the legs on human males. origin of this phrase is uncertain, although it may have something to do with the aroma a male penis can take on when left unwashed for a while...

Stop playing with your trouser trout, Jimmy!

trouser trout by T. Rouser Trout October 25, 2007

trouser trout

a penis ,dick, or cock

my trouser trout wants to jump into your lake

trouser trout by boomer2 July 28, 2003

trouser trout

trouser trout: One of many colorful, euphemistic ways men describe their sex organ.

I was nude, she gasped,"holy shit BassMaster, that's no ordinary "trouser trout", that's a freakin lunker.

trouser trout by rockinjellyfish May 4, 2006

trouser trout

Best served smothered and covered in underwear!

Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?

trouser trout by J. Malik March 18, 2006

Trouser Trout

Having sex or getting oral sex with your penis sticking out the fly of your pants or jeans.

My girlfriend was horny in the dressing room so I went in and trouser trouted her real good.

Trouser Trout by KMag357 December 6, 2020

trouser trout

A penis, particularly one being masturbated.

Hey, that guys skinning the trouser trout

trouser trout by Goos January 26, 2006