tropical bonerfish 

A fearsome killer fish, equally feared as the legendary Kraken. Known for ripping apart ships with its appendage that oddly resembles a boner. In the act of reproduction, the female tropical vajayjay fish always dies.

The tropical bonerfish is the reason why I'm not a sailor.

tropical bonerfish by somethinglike-fire.tumblr.com August 13, 2012

Tropicalbonerfish

A cannibalistic fish that eats an attacks fishing boats with its large appendix tha resembles a boner. In the act of reproduction, the Tropicalvajayjayfish never comes out alive.

Oh no, a tropicalbonerfish is attacking our boat!

Tropicalbonerfish by Emmbalisium April 16, 2011