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tropical bonerfish

A fearsome killer fish, equally feared as the legendary Kraken. Known for ripping apart ships with its appendage that oddly resembles a boner. In the act of reproduction, the female tropical vajayjay fish always dies.

The tropical bonerfish is the reason why I'm not a sailor.

by somethinglike-fire.tumblr.com August 13, 2012