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Troll Poll 

Troll Poll was a Large stick like object measuring rougly 7 feet in length and 5 inches in diametre,

This poll was used to prod Trolls that had lost there way during the great Troll migration between Quebek and capetown in the year 1560 Bc.
Useage As Follows:

1) Troll Walks Wrong Way
2) Aim Troll Poll At Trolls Abdemen
3) Apply Forcefull Pressure to the end of the pole
4) Poke the Troll in the Abdomen.
5) Troll Walks In Correct Direction.
Troll Poll by Tim August 18, 2004
Words you can keep

Troll Poll 

Another term for not wanting to associate yourself with something or someone.
Tommy: the nutter plays battlefield 1942!

Loccen: BF1942 is shit, I wouldn't touch it with a troll poll!
Troll Poll by Tommy August 18, 2004

poll troll 

An internet user who is obsessed with finding a poll/survey to take. He will go around a website and take the survey, then giggle with excitement when other's results load.
Poll Troll: Oooooh, I found a good poll!
What do you like most?
-Green eggs with ham
-Turkey with mayonnaise
-Monkey brains
Poll Troll: Green eggs and ham of course! Hee hee hee the results are coming soon!
poll troll by KingOfTheLand April 14, 2008

trollrolllolling

Bothering people on the internet for no reason while on ecstacy and laughing out loud.
she was trollrolllolling so hard that she couldn't stop.
trollrolllolling by neotazman December 29, 2013
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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