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troll foot 

When a man doesn't wash his feet for a week and shoves his foot into the bitches pussy. Maaaaan.
"Dude I totally troll footed Kevin's mom last night"

"Maaaaan why you gotta be troll footing my mom?"
troll foot by Trollmaster D November 13, 2007

troll's foot 

where a man or woman grows out his/her big toenail for eight weeks, then shoves it up their partners rear end during intercourse.
Phillip was horrified when his girlfriend gave him a troll's foot.
troll's foot by James Wattsonfer September 2, 2008

troll's foot 

when you don't clip your toenails for 8 weeks, and then cram your foot up your partner's ass.
I was in a kinky mood, so I gave her a troll's foot.
troll's foot by TheBetterEd June 15, 2006

troll's foot 

From a term used in the Date Movie - Placing a foot with toe nails that are unclipped for many months up someones ass.
You better whatch out or I'll give you a troll's foot
troll's foot by J. Biber August 17, 2006

Trolls Foot 

The act of not clipping your toe-nails for 6 weeks and jabbing it up someones ass.
Trolls Foot by speed racer947 June 11, 2006

Trolls Foot 

When someone grows there toenails out for six months and then proceeds to shove it in your asshole
also known as monkeys paw, nine inch nails, hammer toe
"Dude Breezy gave me a Trolls Foot yesterday. I got like 32 stitches!"
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