Trisana is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. You will fall in love with her instantly. She is perfection. Every boy in the school wants her. Her walk is just so Flawless and the way she whips her hair will make you want to latch onto her and never let go. She may be a sweetheart but trust me, you don't want to get on her bad side.
boy: "Did you seethat girl walking down the hallway?"
girl: "Yeah! She's a trisana!"
That mild feeling of dread that arises whilst watching a video, even the ones that seem super innocent at first. As that bar progresses the fear grows, you turn the volume down just in case, and yet you can’t stop watching.
I watched a video and I had major Tristanangst which was justified because at the end of the video there was a short clip of someone getting a hard kick in the balls.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.