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Tristanain 

A really cool guy all the girls think he's hot girls want him but he's gay and can have anyone he wants.
girl#1 that guy is so hot and super sweet.
girl#2 he's so Tristanain but chill.
girl#1 man all the super hot nice guy are Tristanain.
girl#2 I know right.
Tristanain by Tristanain November 26, 2010
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Tristania 

An undeniable awesome band, which was formed in the end of '96. They mostly play Gothic Metal, but also have hints of Death Metal Black Metal and Opera, which fits really well with their female vocalists voice.

Tristania has 3 vocalists:

Vibeke Stene - female vocals
Kjetil Ingebrethsen - death vocals
Østen Bergøy - clean vocals

Tristania has at the moment 5 albums on the street, first one being Tristania, then in order of appearence:

Widow's Weeds
Beyond the Veil
World of Glass
Ashes
Tristania by Atheuz October 17, 2005

TristanwithaK 

TristanwithaK is a German/Filipino character from the anime: "Cock, the Movie." His presence throughout the movie has become tragic as his Math lessons turned into a nightmare where he slowly went insane. TristanwithaK also apart of the sequel of "The Tankograds" and "Technograds" where the Battle of Tirad Pass took place when both sides became a bunch of Filipino and American virgins.
"TristanwithaK is also known as Lebron von Leeb of the Army Group North."
TristanwithaK by Zhrimpian December 29, 2020

Tristana 

A beautiful French girl marked by unselfishness, strong ambitions, cognitively superior, kindness, and an extreme affinity to chemistry.
Emily exclaimed, "You're such a selfish-loser, I wish you were more of a tristana!"

The doctor justified his increased satisfaction by claiming it involved his spouse's recent adherence to tristanian values.
Tristana by Heatster February 15, 2009

TristanTNT

Is a cool guy that is very popular and has many Girlfriends :)
Kid 1:Oh you see TristanTNT with all those women.

Kid 2:Yeah he is cool!

Tristanangst 

That mild feeling of dread that arises whilst watching a video, even the ones that seem super innocent at first. As that bar progresses the fear grows, you turn the volume down just in case, and yet you can’t stop watching.
I watched a video and I had major Tristanangst which was justified because at the end of the video there was a short clip of someone getting a hard kick in the balls.
Tristanangst by Josibalik April 1, 2020

Tristonianity 

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.
I practice Tristonianity
Tristonianity by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020
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