Triple Slap 

The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.

“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’

Triple Slap by Vasquevos February 9, 2024

Triple-Boobie-Slappage 

Slapping boobies / boobs three times or more times in a row

Yesterday I did a Triple-Boobie-Slappage to my girlfriend, and she enjoyed it.

Triple-Boobie-Slappage by FreakZz June 29, 2011

Triple-Boobie-Slappage 

slapping 3 alien boobs at once known for in the game duke nukem forever

Man1: Guess what I did.
Man2: Triple-Boobie-Slappage?
Man1: .......

Triple-Boobie-Slappage by [insertfunnyusernamehere] July 1, 2011

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper 

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019