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The tree trimmer 

When you stuff anal beads inside a woman, and while she's suckin your dick you pull 'em out like you're cranking a chainsaw and she bites down hard and scrapes her teeth down your dick.
Damn, Matt hit me with the tree trimmer last night and I damn near bit his dick off!
The tree trimmer by Liquor_Box September 6, 2023

Texas Tree Trimmer 

A dingo or Queensland Heeler that rides on the roof or toolbox of a tall truck and jumps up and grabs branches that go by overhead.
"That darned Texas Tree Trimmer keeps jumping out of the truck. Can't go a hundred feet without that dog jumping up into an oak tree. Thinks she's a squirrel or something.
Then you gotta yell at her to come git back in the truck or you back up until she can drop back into it.

trimmed your trees 

a beak commonly used in hockey for pulling off flashy moves
"i trimmed your trees bitch" as i dangled you
trimmed your trees by Quinn H June 10, 2008

Tennessee tree trimmer 

At the beginning of the camping season standing on the truck toolbox with a STIHL chainsaw trimming branches to fit the 13’6” camper out of the driveway
Man! You make a good Tennessee tree trimmer not a scratch on’er