Trim the Tree

To hold ones ass over a evergreen branch and take a dump so that the turd dangles from the branch like an ornament.

"This morning the dog decided to trim the tree. I had to pick his shit out of the branches."

by The Queen of Darkness December 28, 2007

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trim her tree

To cut or shave a female's pussy. AKA: Trim your bush

Her boy friend thought it was nasty when she went too long with out trimming her tree. She took forever in the shower because she had to trim her tree.

by L. February 19, 2005

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Tree trimming

A strange event that occurs once a year On the second weekend of December. During the act of tree trimming extended families gather together at a place of meeting and sing off tune Christmas carols except for those named Lisa and Christina, eat Popeyes chicken and many sweets, do a strange ritual known as white elephant that involves many paper bags, and lastly take part in a high stakes game where dollars are exchanged and dice and insults are thrown. All in all tree trimming if full of laughs and joy, and above all good old family bonding <3

Dang tree trimming last year was so much fun especially with the Ratajczak bunch!

by Chipper_kate16 November 26, 2016

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trimmed your trees

a beak commonly used in hockey for pulling off flashy moves

"i trimmed your trees bitch" as i dangled you

by Quinn H June 11, 2008

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tree trimming party

A civilized and fancy cocktail party held somewhere around christmas time, where you only invite your favorite friends. Guests are expected to bring a tree ornament to hang on your christmas tree. If a guest was fortunate enough to have been invited last year, he or she is only expected to hang their existing ornament.
Tree trimming party hosts are rumoured to provide their guests with fine wines and spirits, delicious food and lavish special treats with gold trimmings.

"- Hey Peter, do you remember hanging your ornament at Nick and Sarah's tree trimming party last year?
- Yeah! I brought them a gay pride flag ornament! And then Nick showered me with lavish special treats with gold trimmings!
- Wow! Awesome! Can't wait for this year's!
- Are you sure you're invited?"

"- Hey, are you going to Nick and Sarah's christmas party?
- Dude, it's a tree trimming party."

by Claus and Blitzen December 01, 2013

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