Tree Wizard

A fake spiritualist man who regurgitates ancient information in order to sound like a prophet. Uses spirituality as manipulation techniques to gain followers or sexual interest.

That guy was a total tree wizard, he offered me reiki and told me we were soulmates who needed to fuk to awaken me.

Tree Wizard by Seadragon00 January 11, 2021

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tree wizard

Synonymous with tree doctor.

That there tree wizard cured my trees of dutch elm disease.

tree wizard by Louie Anderson November 28, 2006

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Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard

"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"

Tree Wizard by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 21, 2004

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Gandhi Tree Wizard

a warrior of the 'Indian-Botany' mythos

Tree Wizard

"I want to be a Gandhi Tree Wizard when I grow up!"

Gandhi Tree Wizard by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 21, 2004

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