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trump treason season 

"trump treason season" officially began June 1st, 2017. As summer warms up, so does the Donald's temper as he finally starts to realizes what a disaster he has created in the world, but much more importantly for himself. Patriot and fired former FBI Director James Comey kicks off the real festivities on June 8th with actual truth of his presidential interactions. The season continues to get much hotter, but then it's Mueller Time with cooling facts discovered that reveal a long history of trump family dirty Russian money laundering and Vlad's kompromat.

(Spoiler alert!) As the season winds down, trump finally lets his hair go, fires himself and resignes in disgrace. Veep creep Pence, Ryan, Flynn and (Elmer Fudd) Sessions all go to golf jail for collusion and lying to federal investigators. Bannon hastens his lifetime bender to death.
President Hatch is sworn in. New season to be announced in 2020.
"Phew! I'm SO glad that trump treason season is here. I couldn't take another 6 months of this national nightmare and embarrassment. The truth is finally coming out"
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Treason May

Nickname for British Prime minister, Theresa May. The name came about after her constant bad Brexit policies and her previous lax policies on immigration as home secretary.
Treason May is a fuckin' joke. She couldn't even negotiate a fuck in a brothel.
Treason May by Alexmate November 14, 2018
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Treason Weasel 

A large, slug-like mammal known for its fluffy yellow hair, dusty orange skin, and propensity for crass displays of public preening. Thought to have originally congealed from the floors of a forgotten bathroom in the Kremlin, the Treason Weasel is an invasive species, known for its ability to destabilize nations and threaten thermonuclear war. If you think your government has a Treason Weasel infestation, immediately contact Bob Mueller and arrange for an extremination.
"Dude have you seen the stories coming out of Washington? The place has a serious Treason Weasel problem."
Treason Weasel by jh11235 October 31, 2017

treason tuesday 

When respectable investigative news outlets drop their heaviest Trump-Russia collusion stories (typically between 5 and 7p.)
Can't wait for the Treason Tuesday 5p bombshell from WaPo or NY Times! *eats popcorn*

treasonable lie 

A lie or secret told by an inner-circle/close friend that is so fucking heinous and fazing, it affects you and your friends image.
In most cases a meeting must be held to determine wether or not the accountable party should be exiled from the inner circle.
Jerome: "So Ali fucked up and made us look bad? We've all done it. We can't just disown her. She fam."
LaTrelle: "Nah bro, that's a treasonable lie right there. Not only did she snitch, she made up shit that didn't even go down, made us look like a bunch of no-good dirty thieves. She's gots to go. We don't need that drama so close to home."
Jerome: "Good point. I'll call a meeting tonight with the posse. We'll take to a vote."
treasonable lie by idtst May 25, 2016

treadlegasm 

Unexpected, surprise orgasm achieved through the use of an old-time foot-powered treadle sewing machine.
First she started sweating, then she started moaning and then she started shaking. We thought it was a seizure, but it was just a treadlegasm. THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!!!
treadlegasm by YAWA April 21, 2015

Euphemism Treadmill

A euphemism is a term or a phrase used by individuals to refer to a controversial topic as overwhelmingly inoffensive as possible, as opposed to being politically incorrect (aka "enthusiastically offensive").

Unfortunately, the overuse of a euphemism will eventually devolve its meaning to the extent that itself becomes politically incorrect and will have to be replaced with another euphemism. This is a sociolinguistic phenomenon to as the "euphemism treadmill".
The term "mental retardation" was once a euphemism and politically correct term used to describe stupidity. The previous term was imbecile which was an actual medical category which comprised of idiots (IQ 0 to 25), imbeciles (IQ 26 to 50), and morons (IQ 51 to 70).

Over time, mental retardation and its associated verb "retard" became as corrupted as "imbecile" and "idiot" and was eventually replaced with "intellectual disability". It is now only a matter of time when being "disabled" is offensive and once again, slides down the euphemism treadmill.