Travel Size

Small, Tiny, In reference to a certain Male body part that is not big enough for *Normal* Use.

Hey did you here about Mark That skinny white guy, he is so carrying a Travel Size.

Travel Size by Mysteriously Metal August 27, 2005

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Travel Size Relationship

Travel size relationships: When one goes somewhere for a specified length of time and finds somebody to sleep with for exactly that length of time. No more, no less. Normally only the traveler is aware of the actual lifespan of the relationship. These relationships are commonly encountered in military communities.

Hey bro, aren't you supposed to be seeing that hottie you met in Arizona while you were in training?
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.

Travel Size Relationship by Littlemissme May 16, 2013

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travel sized

a person or object that is really smal. Or just a midget....either way there so small...there travel sized!!

OMG!! did you see that new girl alex-paul?She is sooo travel sized!!!!

travel sized by volleystar29 May 8, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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